I Have Two Small Ants Gnawing My Nipples
The insects were annoying at first but now I enjoy the constant tickling sensation of the ants chewing on my nipples
I felt a strange tickling sensation on my nipples. As it grew in intensity, I began to wake up from my restful slumber. I saw two small ants, one atop each of my nipples. They were both nibbling away at my tits with their mandibles. Their incessant nibbling made my little nipples hard as rocks. My first instinct was to smash these creatures with my fist, but I soon realised that I was enjoying the sensation.
“I could learn to like this!” I thought to myself. I went back to bed, soothed by the tickling of the ants biting my nips.
I awoke three hours later. Another hangover. Just like every other day this week. My head was throbbing. I’d have to chew some Paracetamol to relieve the pain. It was so overwhelming that I almost neglected to notice the tickling sensation on my nipples. But sure enough, as my consciousness slowly drifted back, and the events of the night prior became more lucid, the tickling sensation became noticeable as well.
The ants didn’t seem to be eating my nipples, but rather just endlessly gnawing and biting.
Focusing on the ants gnawing at my tits made the hangover melt away. And the focus of my fears and anxieties shifted. Previously, I’d been nervous about this or that trivial thing, shame and guilt over past actions, etc. But now my only fear was that the ants would stop gnawing on my tits.
From now on, I will devote my life to protecting these ants, and ensuring that they are always gnawing on my nipples.