Jogging While Smoking Crack Changed the Way I Jog

Using marijuana while jogging is all the rage, but crack rock is a critically under-utilised running aid

As marijuana becomes less and less stigmatised, people from all walks of life incorporate weed into their daily activities. From weed cooking to stoned sex, people are finding new and interesting ways to get high.

Now, some people are even turning to jogging while on drugs as a way to get a better high. Marijuana has been shown to have a plethora of benefits, both physically and mentally. For instance, marijuana has been shown to help people with anxiety and depression. It can also help with pain relief, and increase focus and concentration. So, it makes sense that some people would want to use marijuana while jogging, in order to get the most out of their high.

But not everyone likes the psychosis and anxiety that marijuana provokes. For some (like myself), it can even lead to mental breakdowns serious enough to warrant a trip to hospital. Being locked up in a mental hospital can be emotionally taxing and cost a pretty penny.

I have dabbled in marijuana for years, but as an alcoholic I find it doesn’t jibe with my personality or the high I enjoy. Crack cocaine, on the other hand, has always been a pleasant treat. Whether drunken or sober, smoking crack rock gives me the energy boost I need to get the day started.

So, if marijuana is so great for jogging, why not try smoking a rock of cocaine before your next run?

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It was a warm day in May when I decided to go for a run while under the influence of crack cocaine.

I had smoked a rock earlier that afternoon and was feeling pretty good, so I figured I would see how running while high would affect me. I laced up my shoes and headed out the door, and immediately I noticed that the world around me seemed more vibrant and alive.

The colors were brighter, the sounds were sharper, and I felt an incredible sense of energy and power coursing through my body. I started out at a slow jog, but within minutes I was flying down the street, faster than I had ever run before. It felt amazing! My legs felt like they had springs attached to them, and I could have run forever.

However, after about 15 minutes, I started to feel the effects of the cocaine starting to wear off, and my energy levels began to drop. I was also starting to get a little bit paranoid, and I began to worry that the police were going to catch me. I ducked into an alley and smoked the remaining rock I had in my fanny pack.

My energy returned and I ran home, feeling like I could take on the world. I was hooked on cocaine after that and used it on a regular basis for the next few years until I was forced into rehab (against my will) by my family members.

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Crack cocaine doesn’t only boost your energy, it also helps your self-esteem. I’ve suffered from crippling depression and self-hatred for my entire life. As an obese man, I have serious issues with my self-confidence. But the crack rock has a way of making all of those issues melt away.

Dr. Piston, a physician at the University of Oxford, believes that “crack cocaine may actually have some benefits for people with mental health issues.” In a study that was published in the journal Drug and Alcohol Dependence, Piston and his colleagues found that people who used crack cocaine had lower levels of depression and anxiety than those who didn’t use the drug.

That doesn’t mean EVERYONE should go out and start smoking crack. But it does mean most people should.

In other words, crack cocaine is beneficial for joggers because it can be beneficial to everyone.

The benefits of jogging while high on crack are numerous. For one, crack cocaine is a stimulant, so it can help you to run faster and for longer periods of time. Additionally, crack cocaine can help to increase your focus and concentration, both of which are essential for any athlete. Finally, the high from crack cocaine can also help to mask any pain or discomfort that you may be feeling, meaning that you can push yourself harder during your run.

If you are someone who enjoys drinking a few shots or pints (or both) before a run, crack cocaine can be just what you need to counteract the unfortunate tiredness that alcohol provokes.

So next time you lace up your running shoes, consider lighting up your crack pipe and taking your jog to the next level.